The reason why I never visit rich people...

Q: "What would u like to drink? Fruit juice, soda, wine, tea, Milo, chocolate, or     coffee?"
A:  "Tea please."
Q:  "Ceylon tea, Five Roses, Earl Grey, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"
A:  "Five Roses please."
Q:  "How would u like it? Black or white?"
A:  "White please."
Q:  "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
A:  "Milk please. "           Q:  "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
A:  "Cow milk please."
Q:  "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"
A:  "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."
Q:  "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
A:  "With sugar please."
Q:  "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
A:  "Cane sugar please."
Q:  "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
A:  "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
         please."
Q:  "Mineral or still water ? "
A:  "Mineral water please."
Q:  "Flavoured or non-flavoured? Sparkling or still?"
A:  Fok, lossit net ... ek vrek liewer vannie dors!!!